Crybabies should never taste like BBQ sauce.
If someone comes to you and asks your help, you shall not turn him off with pious words, saying, “Have faith and take your troubles to God!” You shall act as if there were no God, as if there were only one person in all the world who could help this man–only yourself.
Rabbi Moshe Leib of Sassov (via shiraglassman)
zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break intalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Anon has a burglar break in
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

becky-sanborne:

Bruh had it in his titty

elimuffen:

Got this as an anniversary present :) It’s a hyper realistic Animal Crossing fossil.  Maybe I’ll have to get into cosplay.

elimuffen:

Got this as an anniversary present :) It’s a hyper realistic Animal Crossing fossil. Maybe I’ll have to get into cosplay.

head:

Twitter / nakashima723: 不本意な壁ドンをされたときに、効果的な対処法をまとめました! …

いただきます! / “Let’s eat!”
by BLACK RHOMBI (Gerald Leung)

いただきます! / “Let’s eat!”

by BLACK RHOMBI (Gerald Leung)

plagueofgripes:

99hunters:

The Last Giant, The Pursuer
Dragonrider, Old Dragonslayer
Flexile Sentry, Executioner’s Chariot

The Executioner Chariot’s rider: “Heyyyyyy~!”

tohdaryl:

Graveyard shift (C) Daryl Toh Liem Zhan 2014. 
Lot’s of work to be done, but at least he has some company. 

tohdaryl:

Graveyard shift (C) Daryl Toh Liem Zhan 2014. 

Lot’s of work to be done, but at least he has some company. 

jpnvines:

うるさい奴の対処法。kA!To.

How to deal with annoying guys.  kA!To.

Oh yeah, there’s something I need to talk to you about. Hey hey hey hey hey. Kaito. 

phemiec:

Remember when I was gonna do Kinstuck? Yeah me neither.
The Peixes’s are the smallest of the Humanized families, but also the richest and most awesome. Along with owning half the town, Condy runs the preferred summer hangout spot “Glub Glub Waterpark” and makes her daughters Meenah and Feferi work there during the summer (along with Cronus and Eridan, Feferi convinces Eridan to work with her every year even though he hates it, Cronus just likes scamming on cute people in swimsuits. :P)

phemiec:

Remember when I was gonna do Kinstuck? Yeah me neither.

The Peixes’s are the smallest of the Humanized families, but also the richest and most awesome. Along with owning half the town, Condy runs the preferred summer hangout spot “Glub Glub Waterpark” and makes her daughters Meenah and Feferi work there during the summer (along with Cronus and Eridan, Feferi convinces Eridan to work with her every year even though he hates it, Cronus just likes scamming on cute people in swimsuits. :P)