Crybabies should never taste like BBQ sauce.

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

greatdarknoodleking:

adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story

kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe, sometimes explosions too

"I dunno man, kid’s movies are just kinda dumb"

have u ever watched a good adult movie or did u just watch transformers and think, ‘yep this is as good as it’s gonna get’

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

askgeorgebush:

askgeorgebush:

askgeorgebush:

i changed my name on tf2 to ‘Gamer Girl’ and im immediately being messaged by people ?????????? ?????????????

after being badgered for 2 minutes i was then banned from a server for ‘begging for items’. Only thing I ever said was ‘what’

just a quick update i am now extorting pre-teen boys for hats
more on this at 11

thankyouforthedildos:

"The only people you can truly be yourself with is family"

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ineloquentformalities:

reallymadscientist:

twotommyolivers:

Some context: entering this season, no woman had completed a televised course in either Japanese or American Ninja Warriors. I’d also argue that ANW’s qualifying courses are harder than any Stage 1 course on either.

This woman is a fucking badass. First woman ever to advance!

I’m not crying your crying

sailorhoneymoon:

I work at a library, and the amount of times the Sailor Moon manga goes out brings a tear to my eye. I see a ton of little girls checking it out and reading it on their way up to the counter. Sailor Moon Crystal is bringing back Sailor Moon in a big way for a new generation. I’m so proud to be a part of this community of moonies.

okaywowcool:

obsidian necklace - $25

aminaabramovic:

you would think those judgmental health nuts who educate themselves on the benefits of plant based/organic foods for the body would also educate themselves on the global food industry and how unhealthy foods are deliberately marked down and how many low income communities are actually deprived of access to healthy foods like……………….

sosuperawesome:

Mini paintings on cedar by Cathy McMurray on Etsy

vinegod:

When you’re about to get a whoopin by Rudy Mancuso

comedydad:

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スケバン刑事 ! !

infamousnfamous:

white ppl namin they children brumbpo but wanna talk about “ghetto black girl names” lmao